"YOUR MAMMA...." joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...