"Ya mummas so everything!" joke

- Ya mums so fat she went on the scale & it said'one person at a time please.'
- Ya mums so fat when she tried to dial 999 the slim fast brigade came running.
- Ya mums so small when she jumped off the toilet seat she sprained her ankle.
- Ya mums so small she needed a 5 ft ladder & a pair of 6 inch shoes to kiss her son.
- Ya mums so skinny she can hula hoop with a cheerio.
- Ya mums so skinny she ate a meatball & thought she was pregnant.
- Ya mums so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon.
- Ya mums nose is so ugly it makes Micheal Jackson look good.
- Ya mums so fat she ate a chocolate sunday & left out the cherry to lose weight.
By Saj Madiar

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