"Yellow swim suit" joke
Your momma is soo fat that when she went to New York City in a yellow swim suit, people called out "Hey taxie"!
The kindergarten class had to come up with a sentence using the colors green, pink, and yellow. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. So she asks him to please step up to the front of the class and recite his more...
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Your Mamma is so fat that when she barely got out the door and went around the corner and passed my house with a yellow jacket on i went..."aw crap i missed the bus again!"
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