"Yo Mama So Stupid" joke

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutesYo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friendsYo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoonYo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't readYo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mindYo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowlYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Your mamas so old, that when i...

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Your Mamas Good Side

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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Yo Momma So Fat!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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