"Yo Mama So Ugly #2" joke
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours.. . for a quote!Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
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