"Yo Mamma is..." joke

Yo mamma's so dumb she went to an airport and she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home

Yo momma is so fat that's the reason London Bridge is falling down.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she sat on her tv and watched her couch.

Yo mama is so fat, at high school, they had to take her senior pictures by satellite!

Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the beach, she sells shade.

Yo mamma is so stupid, you threw a ball at the ground and missed.