"You Again?" joke

The judge looked at the defendant and yelled, "I thought I told you last time that I never wanted to see you here again!"
"Your Honor," replied the criminal. "That's what I kept trying to tell the police, but they just wouldn't listen."

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God and China

by Tats

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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Stuntmen

From the Vilas County News Review:
A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the mountains spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a guardrail, rolled down a 90-foot embankment, turned over, and burst into flames. There were no more...

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