"You Might Be A Lutheran If... #13" joke

...every time something changes, the old one was better.. ..you hold your family reunion in the church basement.. ..a capital fund drive is needed to finance the new one million cup coffee urn.. ..you serve Jell-O as a vegetable.. ..your biggest fund-raisers are bake sales instead of bingo.. ..you can't have a meeting without having a meal.. ..you refer to your trip to Minneapolis as a pilgrimage.. ..sharing the peace during the service takes more time than the sermon.. ..all your relatives graduated from a school named Concordia.. ..you count coffee among the sacraments.

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