"You Might Be A Redneck If #10" joke

Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.

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