"You Might Be A Redneck If #41" joke

You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

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