"You Might Be A Redneck If #52" joke

You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".You've ever worn hunter's orange to church.

Not enough votes...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 0 vote(s). 0% are positive. 0 comment(s).