"You Might Be A Redneck If #88" joke

You keep a chainsaw in the trunk "just in case".You've given your gun a woman's name.Baling wire and a pair of pliers are what you consider high tech tools.You go to the post office to research your family tree.You have to check your coke can before you take a drink just in case you have mistaken it for your spit can.You have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.Your wife asks you what you want to be when you grow up.You see a forest fire and think' Bar-bee-Q'.

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