"You Might Be A Redneck If #9" joke

There has ever been crime-scene tape on your front door.You burn your front yard rather than mow it.You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.Fewer than half of your cars run.You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.Your car has never had a full tank of gas.Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.

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