"You Might Be An Engineer If..." joke

You Might Be an Engineer if...

your favorite James Bond character is "Q".

you see a good design and still have to change it.

you still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.

your family haven't the foggiest idea what you do at work in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.

you are better with a Karnaugh map than you are with a street map.

you think the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers.

you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

you think "cuddling" is simply an unproductive application of heat exchange

you have owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for.

you make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.

you have trouble writing anything unless the paper has horizontal and vertical lines.

your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.

you think the value of a book is directly proportionate to the amount of tables, charts and graphs it contains.