"You Might be a Donkeys Behind If..." joke

1. You don't like newbies.
2.You are #1 on this website.
3. You pretend to know everything.
4. You dislike AC3P1L07
5. You nail people for doing what you did.
6. You yell DUPE if someone you don't know posts anything.
7. Coincidently you only report it if it really is.
8. You received a message from AC3P1L07 saying to f*** off
9. AC3P1L07 hates you.
10. Your user name is ANCHMIKE
SO PISS IN SOMEONE ELSES CERIAL, I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.