"You are next" joke

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. So she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, as she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, very angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief that she points the gun to her own head. The boyfriend yells “No, honey, don’t do it, i’m not worth it. ” The blonde replies “Shut up, you’re next. ”

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