"You are so stupid…" joke

You’re so stupid that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it. You’re so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color? ” You’re so stupid that when your crack was stolen, you reported it to the police! You’re so stupid, you need a recipe to boil water. You’re so stupid, you stuck a battery up your butt and said, “I got the power. ” You’re so stupid you threw a quarter and thought the eagle on it would fly.

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