"You can listen to thunder" joke
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how
close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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