"You have a boring job" joke
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
& & 1. You`re introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".
& & 2. You have visited every website in the world.
& & 3. You`re the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama.
& & 4. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour.
& & 5. You`re able to pull staples out of papers with your teeth.
& & 6. Your doctor says that he`s never seen someone exposed to so much photocopier radiation in his life.
& & 7. You`ve seen the late night commercial for the Chia Dildo.
& & 8. Your workload is so intense that you can write Top 10 lists all day long.
& & 9. In your 10 years on the force as an Amish Traffic Cop, you have not had to write one single speeding ticket.
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