"You know your from texan country when" joke

You've spray painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
When someone asks to see your I.D. - you show them your belt buckle.
You've lost at least one tooth opening beer bottles.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You have to scratch your sisters name out of a message: "For a good time call ___________!!!"
"Jack Daniels" makes your list of most admired people.
Redman chewing tabbaco sends you a Christmas card.
You view the upcoming family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
After making love, you ask your date to roll down the damn window.
Your house does'nt have any curtains, but your truck does.
Your junior and senior prom had a day care center.