"You never Call." joke

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too
good", says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "Because I haven't
eaten in 38 days." The man says, "That's terrible! Why haven't you eaten
in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with
food if you should call."

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