"Young Blonde Bride" joke

On their honeymoon night, the young blonde bride slipped into her sexiest nightie and, with great anticipation, got into bed. She lay there waiting for several minutes, only to realize that her Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
She went over to him and asked why they weren't making love.
"Because it's Lent, Sweetheart," he replied.
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard," she sobbed. "Who did you lend it to, and for how long?"

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