"Young Groom" joke

While on their honeymoon, the young groom was all excited about consumating the marriage, saying to his new wife how he just couldn't wait to take care of her!
After minutes of rubbing, squeezing, kissing and licking, the young groom stopped.
"What's the matter, hon?" asked the bride.
"I don't know why I married you," replied the groom. "You don't have any breasts or hair on your pussy!"
"LOOK, GET OFF MY BACK!" the bride retorted.

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