"Young Punker" joke

A young punker got on a cross-town bus and sat opposite an old man who couldn't keep himself from glaring at him. The punker had green, purple and orange spiked hair and his clothing was a tattered mix of leather rags. He wore no shoes and his legs were bare. His face and body had numerous piercings and his earrings were made of brightly colored feathers.
Eventually, the punker became very self-conscious because of the old man's continual glare and snapped at him, "What the hell are you staring at, you old buzzard. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your younger days?"
"I sure did," replied the old man. "When I was young and in the Navy, I got pretty drunk one night and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son."

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