"Your Momma is so ugly" joke

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!