"Your mamas so old, that when i..." joke
Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!
During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, more...
When Monica takes Tripps to Washington, she stays in a posh hotel.
While checking her in, the clerk asked,' 'President's suite?''
''No, Actually sort of bitter,'' she admitted.
''Bitter? Hell, I never even kissed her.'' Clinton responded.''
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.