"Your momma" joke
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT...
SHE THINKS THE TITANIC IS A JET SKY
SHE GOT MORE ROLLS THEN THE BAKERY
SHE GOT MORE TYRES THAN A LOCAL GARAGE
YOUR MOMMA IS SO OLD...
THAT ON HER DRIVING LICENCE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUTED
SHE STILL OWS JESUS A DOLLAR
SHE SAT 1ST GRADE WITH MOSES
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID....
SHE SAT ON THE T.V AND WATCHED THE COUTCH
SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE TOILET AND SHIT HERSELF
SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE GROUICERY STORE AND STRATED TO DEATH
SHE GOT RAN OVER BY A PARKED CAR
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
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