"Your momma 3" joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!