"Your mum" joke

Your mums so fat shes got more rolls than gregs
tell ur mum to stop wearing differnt lipsticks cos my dicks on rainbow
ur mums so fat she stood on the weighing scales and it sed "to be continued..."
ur moms so skinny she ate a meatball and thort she was pregnant
ur mums so crusty she got in the bath and it sed snap crackle and pop
ur mums so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday