"Your not so pretty" joke
One day there were three drunck teenagers. All of them were girls. As they were driving home the driver swerved of the road and over a cliff. When they hit the bottom of the cliff the car exploded.
When they were in heaven they found out that there was only one rule, do not step on a duck.
A few hours later the first woman steped on a duck. She then got chained to the most ugliest man ever. A couple days went by when the second woman steped on a duck and got chaned to the 2nd ugliest man ever.
So years went by and the third woman still did not step on a duck. She was shoping when all of the suddin a hansom man appered next to her. In aw she said "
what i did not step on a duck."
Then the man replied "
but I did."
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