"Wife`s Lovers" joke

"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That`s correct," replies the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you took out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her." "That`s correct," replies the defendant. "Then my question to you is," demands the prosecutor, "why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" "It seemed easier," the defendant says, "than shooting a different man every day!"

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