"Women`s Point System" joke

Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party.......... 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2
Named Tiffany....................-4
Tiffany is a dancer...................-6
Tiffany has implants...................-8
When mingling, you hold your mate`s hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol` ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5
When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1
When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she`s attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she`s lousy in bed"......-6
That woman is her sister....................-90
You have one drink, and that`s it................ 0
You have more than a few perform the tango with a poodle.........-2
You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18