"Don\'t Mess With The I.R.S!" joke

To: All Male U. S. Citizens From: I. R. S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I. R. S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size. - ------ The categories are as follows: ------- 10 - 12 inches....... Luxury Tax $30. 00 8 -10............... Pole Tax $25. 00 5 -8................ Privilege Tax $15. 00 4 -5................ Nuisance Tax $3. 00Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I. R. S

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