"beautiful breasts!!!!" joke

A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and decides to share his recent
embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but
he
was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl to the counter, that instead of saying "I'd
like
a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!"!
An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife
this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast table. and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please
pass the butter". .. but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life!"

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