"cheeseburger" joke

I walked into a bar today and see a sign hanging over the bar which reads:CHEESEBURGER: $1.50CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50HANDJOB $10.00Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar
and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving
drinks to a meager looking group of men."Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?""Yes", she purred, "I am."
so I said: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger"

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