"Chicken pageant joke" joke

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering