"how sweet" joke

Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.' Listen to this,' she said.'There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.'' Hmmm,' her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said,' Would you swap me for a season ticket?'' Absolutely not,' he said.' How sweet,' Sarah said.' Tell me why not.'' Season's more than half over,' he said.

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