"looks too good" joke

If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.

If it says "one size fits all," it doesn`t fit anyone.

If it weren`t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

If it works, don`t fix it!

If idiots could fly, this world would be an airport.

If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.

If Murphy`s Law can go wrong, it will.

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

If on an actuarial basis there is a 50-50 chance that something will go wrong, it will actually go wrong nine times out of ten.

If only one price can be obtained for a quotation, the price will be unreasonable.