"quitting smoking..." joke

I've tried all different tactics to quit smoking. I used to smoke about 2 packs a day. I would smoke when I first I got up..before breakfast...on the john...after meals...after sex... I always smoked when I was out drinking because the two went hand in hand. First I tried drinking without smoking...quit cold turkey..lasted for about 1 day. Next I tried smoking without drinking...quit Wild Turkey...lasted about 1 day too. Now I'm trying to only smoke when I drink which isn't working too well either to be honest. I'm doing shots first thing in the morning..before breakfast...on the john...after meals...after sex...

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