"the real reason hitler shot himself wa..." joke
the real reason hitler shot himself was because he owed chuck noriss a dollar
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Q) How was the giraffe invented A) Chuck Norris uppercut a horse
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Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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