"what do you get when....." joke

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A fifty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a jar of skippy
peanutbutter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What do you get when you cross a oyster and an owl?
A muscle that stays up all night.

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