"why the television is better" joke

10. It doesn`t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

3. You just can`t find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

2. Set-top boxes don`t beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

1. You can`t surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.