"your paycheck in it." joke

Don`t bite the hand that has your paycheck in it.

Don`t blame me; nobody asked my opinion.

Don`t do today that which can be put off till tomorrow.

Don`t force it, get a bigger hammer.

Don`t get lost in the shuffle, shuffle along with the lost.

Don`t lend people money... it gives them amnesia.

Don`t let your mouth write no check that your tail can`t cash. - Bo Diddley

Don`t look back, something may be gaining on you.

Don`t make your doctor your heir.

Don`t mess with Mrs. Murphy!

Don`t permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.