111 Jokes

All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes. Mary Had A Little Lamb3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321 Jingle Bells333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621 Frere Jacques1231, 1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111 Olympic Fanfare3-9-91231, 2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321 The Butterfly Song963, 23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621 Happy Birthday112, 163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121

A psychiatrist in a mental hospital decided to test three patients to determine if they were well enough to be released.
He asked the first one: "What is 3 times 3?"
The patient answered: "111."
He asked the same question of the second patient and was told that the answer was "Tuesday."
He told both that they weren't healed and had to stay.
He asked the third one: "What is 3 times 3?"
The reply: "9."
"Great!!! You're cured! You can go home, but tell me how you knew the answer?"
The patient replied: "Simple. I divided 111 by Tuesday!"