123 Jokes

Beauty of Mathematics
have you ever noticed that;

1 x 8 1 = 9
12 x 8 2 = 98
123 x 8 3 = 987
1234 x 8 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 9 = 987654321

now look at this;

1 x 9 2 = 11
12 x 9 3 = 111
123 x 9 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 10= 1111111111

and this one;

9 x 9 7 = 88
98 x 9 6 = 888
987 x 9 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 0 = 888888888

it was interesting, wasn't it?

One day, farmer Williams was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a
bucket and an anvil. Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, he now had a problem, how to carry all of his purchases home? The livestock dealer said: "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm "Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.

While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked: "Can you tell me how to get to 123 Township
Road?" The farmer said: "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 123 Township Road. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time"
The little old lady said: "How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?" The farmer said: "Holy more...

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.
After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."
The accountant is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.
"It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young," says St. Peter.
The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "123 years old? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40."
St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name. After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."The accountant is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter."It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young," says St. Peter. The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "123 years old? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40."St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"

An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.
After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I`m sorry I wasn`t here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."
The accountant is perplexed. "I`ve tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.
"It`s the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 123 and still looking so young," says St. Peter.
The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "123 years old? I don`t know what you mean. I`m only 40."
St. Peter replies, "But that can`t be right - we`ve seen your time sheets!"