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World Cup 2007 Team Pakistan
Coach: Dog Woolmer
Team:
Bekar Yonus
Inzimam Ful Duck
Imran Fakeer
Danish Malaria
Shoaib Nalaik
Yosaf Nana
Umer Bul
Kamran Khatmal
Kana Naveed
Rao Lachar
Hafeez Chawal
Extras:
Azhar Moghror
Shahid Afriki
Sami Bonga
A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4. 2 to Girlfriend 1. 0…
… which I had been told for years wouldn’t give me any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try to run Girlfriend 1. 0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1. 0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3. 1, Football 4. 5, and Playboy 6. 9. Successive versions of Girlfriend 1. 0 (i. e. 1. 001 thru 1. 999) proved no better!
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2. 1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1. 2 and Girlfriend 1. 0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1. 0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded more...
Many a true word is spoken in jest but.............
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counseled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy more...
Kirstie Alley will be rewarded with yet another reality show, for 2010.
She's almost there; she weighed in today at 2007 and 3/4.
Actress and TMZ cover girl "Lindsay Lohan's" alleged probation violation arrest warrant this past weekend stemming from her 2007 DUI has been dropped...
She must however pay $20 restitution in person to L.A. County Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel for the 2 hours she and her husband wasted in 2007 after sitting through "Georgia Rule"...