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Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:
TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement.............................. 12 cal
Without her agreement........................ 187 cal
TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands.................................. 8 cal
With one hand................................... 12 cal
With one hand being slapped.............. 37 cal
With the mouth.................................. 85 cal
PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection.................................... 6 cal
Without erection............................ 315 cal
PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris...................... 8 cal
Trying to find G spot.......................... 92 cal
Without caring at all............................ 0 cal
WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up.................................. 12 cal
Just on the floor................................. 8 more...