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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it. So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget: May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U....

1> For kicks, sticks roman candle in empty eye socket and chases kids around.

2> Insists on humming the "Mission Impossible" theme every time he lights a fuse.

3> He wants to know if he can "borrow" your dog for the finale.

4> Offers 20% discount if Salman Rushdie attends your event.

5> Tied a monkey to a skyrocket "so's I can get me a grant from NASA!"

6> Theme of the fireworks display: "The Jihad Against the Beer Swilling Pigs Begins"

7> He finally shows up on July 6th smelling like a refinery.

8> Big 4th of July show ends with 50-foot tall sparkling message: "Happy Bar Mitzvah, Howie Goldfarb."

9> Asks if he should shoot off Quaker Puffed Rice or Oats when the 1812 Overture begins.

10> The punk he keeps trying to light has orange hair and a nose ring.

11> Wants to synchronize the 4th of July display to Jimmy Buffett's more...

Once There Were 4 Aliens. One Alien Went To School And Learnt I, The Second Alien Went To His Friends House And Learnt Because He Stole My Pencil, The Third Alien Went To A Restaurant And Learnt With A Fork And Knife And The Forth Alien Went To Disco And Learnt Yahoo! !! One Day They Came Across A Dead Man. The Police Came And Asked The Aliens: Police-"Who Killid This Man" 1st Alien- I Police-"Why Did U Kill Him" 2nd Alien-"Because He Stole My Pencil." Police-"With What Did U Kill Him" 3rd Alien-"With A Fork And Knife" Police-"All Of U R Going To Jail" 4th Alien-"Yahoo!!!"

Newton's 4th law...
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When we having up & down motion, there will be a white peny
leak lotion; where as valley and stick moving up and down.
Newton's 5th law..
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The angle of the dangle is directly propotional to the crest of
a brest; where as the mass of the ass kept constant.