Beeper Jokes

your mamma so fat when her beeper goes off everybody thinks shes backing up

Yo Mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone? A optimist.

1 your momma is so fat when she stood on the scale it said to be continued
2 your momma is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper
3 your momma is so fat when her beeper went off in an elavator the kid behind her told his dad "look out dad shes backing up"
4 your momma is so fat her belt size is the equator

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up