50 Cent Jokes

A judge dismissed a case that accused rapper 50 Cent from stealing the opening line to "In Da Club" from Luther Campbell. However, a lawsuit is still pending as to whether or not the rapper got his name from MC Hammer's current net worth.

I heard rapper "50 Cent" is heading out on tour soon.....
No truth to the rumor he's keeping with the theme and bringing along up-and-coming hip-hop artist's "State Quartazz", "Miss Susan B. Anthony with the Silva Certificates", or "Sacagawea Dolla featuring Lil' Wheat Penny"....

NEW YORK - Rapper 50 Cent was arrested in Manhattan on Friday for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration.
He was let go after a friend showed up with proof that 50 Cent owned the vehicle.... A gold plated, diamond encrusted vehicle registration that was attached to the large bottom of an African American woman, named "shorty", wearing a thong bikini, who happened to be celebrating her birthday at the time....Ya feel me?

50 Cent has accused Oprah of becoming a white woman after catering to them for so long. "Now if you'll excuse me," said the rap star, "I gotta lip-synch'What up Gansta' on'TRL.'"

Rapper 50 Cent is preparing to release his own brand of condoms.
Insiders expect high sales even in light of reports that each condom will have nine holes in them.